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On Sunday when the footy's on I settle in my chair With an esky on the cabinet to counteract the glare A cushion put strategically to ease my aching back And a pizza on the... More »
On Sunday when the footy's on I settle in my chair With an esky on the cabinet to counteract the glare A cushion put strategically to ease my aching back And a pizza on the... More »
If we came from an ape, we're in pretty bad shape It's kind of like the raisin that came from a grape We call them an animal, but who's the smarter mammal Have you ever... More »
1. I wish I lived closer to my family. 2. I love animals almost as much, if not more, than I love people. 3. I think alot of old people are ruder than younger people.... More »
1. I am only 4'11 in height. 2. I have a scar by my left eyebrow. 3. I have had 5 tattoos done but had one covered over. 4. I am 21 years and 10... More »
I don't know if I believe in God. Obviously, there was some creator of the world as we didn't come here attatched to little parachutes! But if there is a God, then why do some... More »