On Sunday when the footy's on I settle in my chair With an esky on the cabinet to counteract the glare A cushion put strategically to ease my aching back And a pizza on the... More »
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If we came from an ape, we're in pretty bad shape It's kind of like the raisin that came from a grape We call them an animal, but who's the smarter mammal Have you ever... More »
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an... More »
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I wasn't looking for it, but some how it came, and found me. Before I had a chance to react, it wrapped it's warmth around me. Like a thief in the night, it has come... More »
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