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On Sunday when the footy's on I settle in my chair With an esky on the cabinet to counteract the glare A cushion put strategically to ease my aching back And a pizza on the... More »
On Sunday when the footy's on I settle in my chair With an esky on the cabinet to counteract the glare A cushion put strategically to ease my aching back And a pizza on the... More »
If we came from an ape, we're in pretty bad shape It's kind of like the raisin that came from a grape We call them an animal, but who's the smarter mammal Have you ever... More »
I wasn't looking for it, but some how it came, and found me. Before I had a chance to react, it wrapped it's warmth around me. Like a thief in the night, it has come... More »
1) Thou shall never bow down to a man or refer to him as "master.? 2) Women may not drive on a date. 3) Thou shall always have chocolate available for any unforeseen crisis. 4)... More »
My mother is the greatest that i could ever wish for. She had me when she was 15. as soon as she turned 16, she went straight to work so that she didn't have to... More »
I have many little things that make me happy: * My cats meeting me at the door when I come in from college or work and then rubbing against my legs as i'm walking in.... More »
Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl... More »
The truth is everything but nothing -Nothing of anything Yet it keeps us coming Coming for something The truth is undefined The more we look, the less we find The more we find, the less... More »
Happiness is in sighting the stars that twinkle exuberantly in the sky; profoundly illuminating the treachery of the murderously satanic night, Happiness is in gallivanting freely through the meandering hills; letting the breeze from the... More »